Ask Jeeves.Com Easter Egg - Pervert

goto ask.com and put "Will you suck me?" in the question bar.

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Contributed By: Anonymous on 09-27-1999
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NIMES writes:
If you modify it to say Will you F*** me? Click on the ASK button when you get our initial answer...this is quite hilarious.
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Mister Voice writes:
"Will you suck me?" doesn't do anything but give a list of pages about things that suck, the art of sucking, etc. However, "Will you f*ck me?" gives a response of "Wouldn't you rather take a cold shower?". Hmmm...cute...(yawn?)
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poss_98 writes:
That one didn't work for me. . .so I tried "Will you f*** me?" (censored for younger audiences :) and I got an interesting answer. ;)
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Here's something else to ask Jeeves: "Does Jeeves have a p*nis?" "How big is Jeeves p*nis?" or any variation thereof. (OK, so I was bored)
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Dave writes:
Even Better , ask "Are you gay?", i got "Is jeeves gay?" as one of his answers. I finally found a site with humor.....
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Mirai writes:
I put in "Can I f**k you" and I got: "Where can I learn to give someone The Finger?"
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Spash writes:
Haha...when I asked *Will you f*ck me??* I got a list of Law/Lawyer websites...I found that rather amusing...
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**sapphire** writes:
If you follow through and click the link, you'll go to a virtual simulation of a day in the life of... some poor jerk. Very interesting.
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dark_angel writes:
All I got was the cold shower thing too...LOL and i must have a boring life, I followed through with it for awhile, then got bored...LOL.
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When I put in the f*** question, I got answers about making a will...
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Sbeacher7 writes:
If you are familiar with Monty Pythons' you will like this one. Type "What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" When the results come up, click on the first question which will be the same as what you typed in. The answer you get will be the same as in the movie. Very funny!
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Joe writes:
1. Goto www.ask.com 2. Type "Are women crazy?" (minus quotes) 3. Click Search Look at the Sponsored Results
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Jared writes:
What does he say? I didn't get anything w/ the f*ck question. Unless you mean that cold shower thing?
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EK1863 writes:
All I got was the Cold Shower Thing. It's OK for a while but then it gets boring. Do you know any other eggs for Ask Jeeves?
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Sheakhan writes:
I Finished The Mcdonald's thing it ended up with you dreaming... this egg also works if you type in KISS MY BUTT (or ass either one works)
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CaptHowdy writes:
I typed in "will you F*ck me" and it came up with all sorts of stuff on Calvin Klein.
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Pinhead7 writes:
Well I thought that Jeeves' comment was rather amusing.
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MoJo writes:
This does not work any longer. The site has been changed.
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Sandee writes:
I didn't get anything with the "suck" question except info on how to write a will, but the f*ck question turned out to be a real hoot!!
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raye writes:
hehe... this one was rather funny :D
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This one is funny...hehe
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This also works by simply typing in "Blow me" for the question.
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sally writes:
the cold shower thing is a well known site, I think it's called virtual mcdonalds or something like that. if you go all the way to the end of the choices you end up making big mac after big mac.
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