Smiths / Morrissey Easter Egg - Inner Groove Inscriptions

1. Look at the inner groove (the quiet bit at the end of each side) on many Smiths or Morrissey 7" and 12" singles.

2. You will find little inscriptions penned by Morrissey such as (not exhaustive):

I. Hand in Glove 7" a)Kiss my shades b)Kiss my shades too

II. This Charming Man 12" a)Will nature make a man of me yet? b)Slap me on the patio

III. Heaven Knows... 7" a)Smiths Indeed b)Ill forever

IV. Heaven Knows... 12" a)Smiths presumably b)Forever ill

V. William... 12" a)The impotence of being Ernest b) Romantic & _ is hip and aware (or certain pressings: We hates bad grammer)

VI. Last Night I Dremt... 12" a) The return of the Submissive Society starring Sheridan Whiteside b)The bizarre oriental vibrating palm death starring Shiridan Whiteside