1

First go into toons and and then press toons on the remote. Then go to King of Town, which should be right at the bottom.

Press the moustache on the shield to make it swing away, then press the brick behind it.

If you have done this correctly it should move in, and a mockery of the original start of homestarruner will come up, and then the King of Town's own webpage.

This was originally an April Fools joke that was then hidden on the King of Town toon.

2

This time simply press one of the numbers in the copyright at the bottom of any normal menu.